There is so much tension in the show of Survivor, but once in a while, there is a moment that has you Tivo rewind back to that moment again... and again and again. Here are the moments that just made me laugh out loud. Obviously, feel free to add your own moments.

Survivor 1: Borneo

• Richard: "I've got the $1 million check written down already."
• Kelly imitates Rudy ("you're wasting your time out there")
• Rudy being such a lovable homophobe
• Rudy: "I dunno"
• Greg's cocconut phone
• Soe's wunderfoll spelllleng 4 Souna Khristupher
  
• Sean's Super Pole 2000
• Sean: (while voting for Jenna) "Just alphabetical order, I doubt this will change the game at all."

Survivor 2: Australia

• Tina: "Quiet or I'll give yall a time out!"
• Jeff V's take on Kimmi's accent
• Alicia: "I will ALWAYS wave my finger in your face."
• Jerri being doused with TWO full buckets of water while perched atop her lookout post
• Colby: "I'm a lot of things, but I ain't no Hershey Bar."
• Amber: "OH MYYYYYYYY GOHDDDDD!!! ITS SOOOOO GOOOOOD!

Survivor 3: Africa

• Pretty much anything Big Tom did, no matter how borderline insensitive it was. (HES A JEW! HE WONT EAT THE HAM!)
  
• Brandon and Frank winning the team challenge
• Lex: "My gut tells me that I should take the knife out of my back and use it to slit everyone's throat."
• Frank imitating the elephants
• Frank: "I've never broken the honor of a handshake."
• Clarence's anger at the chicken
• The embarissing way of dying by getting stomped by an elephant while going to the bathroom-just ask Clarence
• Lex to Ethan: "You did win a reward, right? This isn't some kind of hazing, is it?"

Survivor 4: Marquesas

• Rob: "It's a freakin' rooster!"
• John: "I need someone to pee on me!"
• John: "Bye, pirates!"
• Sean and Paschal winning the team challenge
• Peter being "holey"
• Neleh offering her half-eaten dinner mint to her peers
• Neleh: "OH MY HECK!"
• The overthrown Rotu ripping Neleh and Vecepia to pieces at the final Tribal Council

Survivor 5: Thailand

• Brian's fear of the elephant.
• That freaking monkey.
• Jan's crazy sympathy for the baby bat and the chicken
• Clay: "No ****, Sherlock"
  
• Robb getting attacked by the stingray
• Clay screaming in agony as Robb picks him up by the throat
• Robb's mockery of Clay's "hick" speech
• Robb: "We didn't lose because they were better. We lost because of a bunch of rules."
• The fact that Robb brought a SKATEBOARD as hs luxary item for the BEACH

Survivor 6: Amazon

• Heidi declaring herself a master of the game
• Pretty much anything Rob said
• The battle of the sexes not quite going as planned
  
• The magic 8 ball
• Matt being legitimally crazy
• Butch's weird obsession with firewood
  

Survivor 7: Pearl Islands

• Sandra's dirty mouth
• Osten's fear of Ryan O's pelican
  
• Rupert's stealing of the shoes
• Most anything that came out of Rupert's mouth
• Sandra: "Jon's like a girl"
• *sigh* Jon's "dead grandma"
• Big Lill trashes Jonny Rotten at the final immunity challenge
• Sandra: "I'm gonna screw you ANNNNNDDDDD Burton!"

Survivor 8: All-Stars

• Sue "christening" the raft
• Rudy: "Waddoo I look like, Magellan?"
• Rich biting the shark
• Big Tom's wonderful dancing (especially with Robfather)
• Richard Hatch being made fun of in every minute of every day
• Jerri still being assured that "Keith couldn't make rice, Kel was found with the beef jerky"
• The Blindfolded Puzzle Challenge where everyone kept running over each other with giant puzzle pieces.
• Big Tom walking around with the toilet on his head.
• Amber being crowned as the best Survivor player in history.

Survivor 9: Vanuatuu

• The fact that Bubba didn't think that HE SHOULD BE ABLE SWIM FOR SURVIVOR
• Twila: "You've been had! Screw you!" (exactly what Chris was looking for)
• Twila's eyes popping as soon as Chris telle Eliza "I'm sorry"
• Eliza's gaping mouth in basically every "shocking" moment
• Chris: "What?! I'm just lying here. You know, in the hammock."
• Rory: "I think I found my little crack!"
• Ami's facial reactions as she saw the fourth "Leann" vote, which snapped the bowheads' reign
• Chris's outrageous jury performance
• Chris basically turning the game into a Reality TV version of Kill Bill, or another revenge movie
• Chris telling Chad that he has a "leg up" on the womens alliance, then realising that Chad only has one leg!!!

Survivor 10: Palau

• Coby the gay hairdresser trashing James the redneck construction worker for the immunity win and the destruction of a ginormous stereotype
• Ian's distorted faces during challenges
• Stephenie and Angie reacting to the news that they won't be able to vote out Ibrehem that evening
• Katie's sock puppets (in an eiree sort of way)
• Katie: "We can't have a female alliance because Caryn sucks."
• Bobby Jon on the home beach: calm, soft-spoken. Bobby Jon at challenges: APE****
• Tom: "I KILLED A SHARK! I KILLED IT WITH A FREAKIN' MACHETTE!"
• James, period
  

Survivor 11: Guatemala

• Pretty much anything Amy did, "I'll beat you down like a stepchild!"

• Jamie: "Blindsided, NICE! Now THAT'S how you vote someone off!"
• Judd: "I didn't lie a single time."
• Judd: "The idol is DEFINITELY on the ground."
• Judd: "AHY DEE DEE"
• Judd: "I'm not a bad sportsmanship."
• Judd: ".....scumbags......"
• Bobby Jon: "2 seconds with Stephenie, I throw up, 2 seconds with Jamie, I need to punch him in the mouth."
• Bobby Jon and Blake's deal made while reliving theirselves
• Jamie & Bobby Jon screaming at each other in some language other than English
• Jamie & Bobby Jon collapsing into giddy laughter at Gary's slam of Stephenie (see below)
• Gary: "Yeah, I went to the school as Gary Hoogeboom, yeah, I look like Gary Hoogeboom, hell, I have the same initials as Gary Hoogeboom. But, no Danni, I am NOT Gary Hoogeboom."
• Gary on Stephenie: "You can get her autograph after the show" (the look on her face was priceless)

Survivor 12: Exile Island:

• Bob Dawg's all mightiness
• Aras trying to make a fire with his mind
• Austin's general niceness to everyone ("Shane called me a *edit*? Well that's too bad, 'cause he's such a good guy.")
• Shane's thinking chair, cigarettes, wood Blackberry, etc.
• Shane's medical problem (plus his revelation of said problem to Nurse Cirie)
  
• Courtney singing to Bruce, despite Bruce's specific directions to NOT sing
• Bob Dawg and Bruce drunk in the toilet shack
• Bob Dawg on exiting the toilet shack "Man I feel ten pounds lighter"
• Bruce making a spiritual garden for himself, and then Courtney dancing on it

Survivor 13: Cook Islands

• Pretty much anything Jonathan did, especially his Alan Alda voice "She screwed with my chickens."
  
• Yul getting sandwiched in between the native women
• Adam: "It's hard for an eagle to soar when you're surrounded by turkeys."
• Nate: "We'll chop them off like poop."
• Ozzy, Parvati, and Yul naked in the hot tub
• Billy falling in love with Candice

Survivor 14: Fiji

• Michelle falling off the stand
• Lisi's spontaneous hypocrisy
• Exile Island being changed to Earl Island
• Pretty much anything Yau-Man did, especially dancing around after finding the HII
• Alex cutting off Cassandra at the jury exchange
• Boo's hammock giving out.
• Dreamz spouting BS that he was playing the game the whole time

Survivor 15: China

• Chicken's unexpected "DAMN!" when he was voted off (and the tribemates literally jumping out of their seats)
• Ashley: I'm voting for Derick Zoolander.... I mean, Dave!"
• Jeff Probst throwing Jamie's "immunity idol" in the fire
• James' confessionals
• Jaime's "idol" (and Probst's reaction, and Jean-Robert's first reaction)
• James going home with two immunity idols - amazing stuff
• Anything that Courtney said
• Erik's goat impressions

James' "He shut him up!" when Jean Robert was talking to Todd at the final tribal council.