Videos of Rocky
Best moments:
- Being outlasted by the only woman on his tribe. (See: karma)
- Being off-screen.
- Being attractive
- The Slip 'n Slide challenge. When he had his scrawny body all oiled up and glistening in the Fijian sunlight...<3
- Comforting Michelle when Rita was eliminated. Best moment of the episode.
- "Let's call Jeff on the Jeff phone."
- Should the fact that he's never been that much of an asshole when he's saying why he voted for someone count? Because he's usually always somewhat nice...
- When he's being nice in general. (ie- Episodes 3 and 5 especially, out of seven episodes. 74% douchebaggery.)
- Walking around Ravu without pants. Might be offensive, but it made me stop hating him. ILU, Rocky <3
- To Edgardo in Ep7: "I think you should shove over unless you wanna make out with me."
- Describing how much he wanted his original team to win, saying the island would have exploded with joy.
Worst moments: - General misogyny.
- Mistaking antisocial behavior for social skills.
- The Dre vs James fight. Their whole rivalry seems blown out of proportion, but that first fight is why I initially didn't like him
- Ditching his original alliance so early. He didn't really "ditch" Jessica, but he never helped her, so it kind of seemed like he didn't care. &then he did ditch Erica...
- Anything involving him and Anthony. Seriously, their animosity toward each other came out of nowhere, other than James's pie hole.
- Using "girl" as an insult.
- Telling Anthony to get some social skills. Talk about irony.
- Calling everyone kid. It's not only out of context, it's condescending.
Trait that will help him the most: - Witness relocation program.
- When he's being a nice guy
- His occasional "One-of-the-guys" outlook...attempt to be a man's man
- Passion
Trait that will hurt him the most: - Speaking his mind.
- when he's being an asshole (always)
- Engaging his mouth before his brain hurt him the most. I think he just likes to hear himself speak.
- Following his emotions. Ultimately, Survivor is a numbers game.
Former contestant he is most like, and why:SHANE...hands down with Boston Rob's accent. - I'm going to go against everyone and not say he's like Boston Rob, mainly because James needs to talk strategy a little more, where as Rob was Strategy King. (however, they're both two of the hottest contestants ever) I'd say James is most like Gregg from Palau and Shane from EI. He's pretty loud and in your face like Shane, but can be a nice guy when it comes to certain people like Gregg. Plus appearance wise, He and Shane both have a tattoo with the word "Boston" somewhere on their bodies. (although two different meanings) I think Gregg and James look kind of similar... (though I prefer James' petite body)
- I don't think anyone simultaneously sucked and blown as hard as this loser. He's one of a kind. No more, thanks.
In high school he would have been voted: (
most likely to ______, homecoming queen, math club, marching band, honor society....) - Most Delusional About Self-worth
- Make a Guy Cry
- Least Accurate Nickname
- LOUDEST, most emotional/spirited
- Best Bully
- best verbal diarrhea
Piece of advice you want to give him: - Work on toning down the narcissism.
- Chose better words sometimes (*all the time)
- Don't stop being attractive (too late)
- Start strategizing! It's one of the best parts about Survivor! (gotta have some mental ability to do that, bro)
- If you, Edgardo, and Lisi were in the final 3, and you won the final challenge, take Lisi with you. Not only would you actually have a shot at winning, you'd probably win by overkill. or at least a landslide. ;) (Or perhaps everyone would prefer Lisi, but THAT couldn't POSSIBLY happen. =)
- Stop putting Anthony down.
What he needs to know that he doesn't know : - High school is over. LOL
- Through all of the haters out there, James has fans. he's not hated that much. (let's face it, James > Lisi x100000000000000000000... [Oh, the comedy of it all. . . .]) (James/Rocky is hated a lot, by many)
- Most girls would probably kick his ass for all of the rather sexist comments, but he's somewhat lucky that I'm not offended that much.
- Alex seems more sexist than James. Just a bit more.
- He's the hottest guy this season, even though there are only 3 hot guys this season. But he probably already knew that. ;)
- Survivor=Social Skills and you don't have them
Biggest surprise when he gets home and watches the show will be...Bro! He's on TV! He's on the couch AND he's on TV! How is that even friggin' possible, man? He's like a supahera. How he was edited.....maybe CBS made him out to be a Shane type character...