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first_marti	I've noticed that several new folks are now signing on. They're looking for new friends, But where have we gone? Let's all find a newbie, And become a mentor. Become their new friend, and help them feel better!	... FOR OZZY Ozzy, I hate the fact they voted you off, And I was happy to see you flip them off! With James' help you told on Parviti Now, dear Ozzy you will see, Who you can ruin the day, For Parviti at Ponderosa soon, I pray!	... drBonkers' a little zonkers But she is a pretty blue. She said she was really sleepy I sure hope it's not the flu. We would hate that, Cause we like her I guess we could all say That we love you! ...
	... Spring has sprung, How do I know? I found a robin, Dead in the snow. ... . I see this site is very pretty, But do we have room To be very witty, It seems a bit short, And that's a pity Cause our favorites Are oh so very spiffy!	... Where have you gone Our die-hard fans? Did you run away from me? Or some other man? ... . Gloria and I are looking for you, But you've all disappeared Like some people do.	. ... We want to chat And find our old friends, But they have all seem To have gone their own way. . It makes us so sad, But never we're mad, We just miss you all . And we just want to know Where have you gone? Because we love you. :o(


Satori03	There was a survivor named Glo Who showed us the way we should row she's such a Survivor Us diehards high five her If we were the judges she'd go

sissybob	really, I didn't think it so grand, Lookin for an island kicked back in the sand Jeff is really manly could you tell him i'm a fan waitin on my chance to win my million money and I go hand in hand.	Love is funny, it can't be bought but she will rent it until she's caught Watch the spiders coming our way best keep them from rollin' in the hay A word to the wise I do insist true love will find you even in a Survivor mist.	Fire in his eyes did declare that Ozzy had lost more than his hair. Delilah had done to Sampson the same There is more to power than a name. As Ozzy found to late to change never grow complacent in the game. A million dollars is at stake who will be next to find their fate?
	Oh what a day to be sure while the cat is away, Parvarti seems pure James was blinded then the light did shine now for the tramp he no longer pines	Another season come and gone, impatiently waiting are we to get on I with a smile and friendly face Ace with competance you can't replace Surrik be steadfast and strong Glo like a bunny applying on & on Jimbo rocks the prose to the core Shaggy's kind heart we all adore
	really, I didn't think it so grand, a rhyme a limerick a command thought i'd take a chance as my final stand. the show of the season survivor is the reason I communicate to all a wiki we are going bless me if I fall.	Ok, here is my rant and rave to be on survivor I do so crave. Now I sit at home in my lazy chair Watching those imbeciles and wishing I was there. To go and play is my dream casting me not seems so mean. Why i wonder do they pick a Chet a kathy and last season a Stick. Is cbs at fault or is it me? OMG did you see Eric climb that tree!	No. 1 fan I must be sitting on the beach sipping iced tea wonder do i when they will call I could have benn shopping at the mall Try as i might to make my mark Casting has never given me the start if worried they are that I can't hack it I would tell the producers to go whack it ! If they knew me and let me well I just know I could give'em hell
	Will wonders never cease I am amazed at the constant change our contributers cannot be beat all personalities with a bang Take pride in what you create sit back and enjoy seems hopeless to be irate life is too short to be coy. 1,2,3 strikes your out some of them cry some of them pout to the jury they now go for a judgment on previous foes an oppertunity you dont want to pass betcha wished you had kissed their a**	You hit the nail on the head, except for one thing, It was a possum they called me and up a tree i'd be. some times all day if daddy had the switch ready. If not up then down i'd go to the tank for some cooling and safety, Never would he swim out but sit and wait you can only tread water for a little while when you're eight. Hoping I was, his beer would run out so I could finaly make my great escape. Life was hard in the country for a child so straight.	Ami was there but now she's gone, don't think she turned anyone on. those who knew her, knew her well. So they all told her to go to Hell. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There once was a dr bonkers she brought us a new diddly do our families think were off the rockers but she promised us a haiku the best shot ive tried sounds like poo!
	No. 1 fan I must be sitting on the beach sipping iced tea wonder do i when they will call I could have benn shopping at the mall Try as i might to make my mark Casting has never given me the start if worried they are that I can't hack it I would tell the producers to go whack it ! If they knew me and let me well I just know I could give'em hell.	Fire in his eyes did declare that Ozzy had lost more than his hair. Delilah had done to Sampson the same There is more to power than a name. As Ozzy found to late to change never grow complacent in the game. A million dollars is at stake who will be next to find their fate?

SURRICK	The [avatar] of me is when i was 6. i have been an outdoors man ever since. I live back in the woods ya see, the woman the kids and the dogs and me. I got a shotgun, a rifle, and a four wheel drive and this country boy will survive!	I am going to try this little feat , i could take all the wiki ladys to the beach, there would be none we couldn't defeat, the losers would hang there heads low , because they'd know it was there time to go , they had been beaten by SURRICK and his tribe of wiki ladys , the best thats ever been....	there is a wontabe survivor from kentuck , said it dont matter much abought the bucks , all the other players felt like they had had been hit by a mac. truck , o boy the man from kentuck had so much luck! with that much luck he oughta drive a new truck , made in kentuck,,, Ford Tough!!!
	ETHAN I could hear a little voice in my sleep , daddy its time to go , a tug on my covers , daddy its time to go , then the alarm clock went off, it was time to go, youth turkey hunting season opens today .	I will take a little ,young turkey hunter to the turkey woods. there we will make enticing songs to the lord of the forest , I can hear his breathing, and feel his nervous excitment, as he sits next to me, I said get ready there he is , o it is a beutiful scene, the little hunter jumps with glee!	Omg ,there is one more deserving then me , Its got to be sissy ! For she sees what needs to be , Looking towards the heavens wispering her dreams , That maybe when she closes her eyes She can see herself climing thoughs trees, Omg she did it with ease , Just like a squirel on the trapeze, Its got to be cbs at fault not thee!!!!!!!!!!!
	poor ol eliza was a big eyed skinny maiden, who allways had a word to say , never made it to the jury, for her big mouth keep her away. poor ol eliza was never ment to stay , tried to use a piece of wood to pave the way, poor ol eliza, ozzy didnt wont you to stay, so he sent you on your merry way	hey drbonkers, i am going to be bold but i would like to know, why are you in the sorry mode with fillgirl, if its none of my bussiness, then tell me so, i apologize for being bold, i just wanted to know

12345spicy	I've been asked to participate Even though I am not wanting Watching Survivor as my Thursday's date To watch others play the game that others have found daunting -- Giving hope and dreams a reality sharing with the viewers the most beautiful locations..as we gape.	As we the spectators get to see IF we could play without changing the people we are as we see others like cameleons change from good to bad for the million as a goal we wonder is it worth throwing others to the fire as we climb the ladder Does Survivor reflect our communites with so many we find undeserving yet they got on and keep the rest of us yearning to the money?

unknown poet	There once was a fairie that look like a bear but it turn and look me in the face and said I am a cub from other hub that is far from up above where is your tub of food here is mine; there has a bathtub Look one full with a knob of berry and nuts of all kinds and some I've never seen I sat and eat some and than I went to sleep when I woke I thought it was a joke until I seen all the blue yellow and green. That is when I knew we had come and seen a fairie shape like a bear.	Where the prize coming from not me not you Oh boo hoo To the winners There no prize You can see; How do you feel i hope you feel great Because that is your prize one i get on a day by day Gift of life is the best prize Don't let this be your demize. Have fun laugh and cry But live your life as if it is The big prize Again don't let this be your demize.	Polarbears tell storys of time gone pass, and time to come They write ghost story of hunter they have seen .. Come and go like nobody i know ... A place you can go and add your piece of the pie While you wait for the next survivor to come That would be www.polarbears5432.wetpaint.com come and see It is fish as long as your fist Camps as big as you are wide It is called Your mind


gloria	I came to this site, thinking i could write, i'm planning my strategy, so survivor won't have a downfall tragedy, they need little powerful me, after all they did set "gloria" the chicken free, we all know, "glo" needs to be on show, just to prove the point, that gloria query can hang out in that survivor joint, 39 days will be a breeze, because glo knows how not to freeze, will borrow the warmth of many, while all the time i'll be getting skinny,	but never fear, cause gloria query the wonder is near, i promise to win all the money, because i'm sneaky and smart and won;t share any honey, i am now laughing out loud, to all my fanbase and crowds, just all of you know i love you all dearly, and promise not to give up and i'm saying it quite clearly, survivor is on my agenda, so i better never surrender, i shall never give up, while i'm being corrupt, i will never take time to pause, and i promise to sharpen my claws I promise to use my brains wisely,	i am funny, and forgiving, and want all the money for fine living lol, gloria query has to go, to bed i will go and dream of the survivor show., i love all you diehard fans dearly, shout out for gloria to get on the show clearly, make your shouts go far, so i can become the next survivor reality star, written by gloria query, the "glo" gloriasroom@aol.com print this poem for me dr. Bonkers love ya all!
	Gloria doesn't know how to write and Rhyme But when she gets on Survivor she will be a ringing CHIME ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gloria has a friend named Satori I promise she will never bore ya! She always brightens my days Survivor she knows how to play She always pushes me on Hoping one day to Survivor I will be gone I promise her I'll never give up I'll stay skinny and be ready and won't get plump!!! She always praises my ways TO her I owe much praise Thank you Satori for being my friend Together I hope we make Survivor to the end!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hey Dr. Bonkers I love to rant and chant Even when I say I can't I loved the the poem about me, you wrote I smiled and cried but did not choke My children said , Mom you are crazy But on survivor you would not be lazy to Dr Bonkers I have to thank One day on survivor I will be on that plank Glo is always read y to go Like I have always said to get on that danged Show My muscles are hardened and ready for Island work If they don;t soon Call Gloria she's going to go beserk!!!! Love ya Dr Bonkers, always the "Glo"	Surrick is such a great guy He always praises me amd makes want to cry He gets straight to the reason Why The Survivor show was a good season He loves doing his hunting and chores and doesn't like listening to bores He always has a great joke he keeps me laughing and from having a stroke HE makes me almost choke But all i want is to be on survivor in a row boat Thank you Surrick for uplifting my days To you I owe so much praise Thank you for being my friend I hate to tell you i will beat you in the win LOL THE "Glo" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Poem To TheIslandGuy Glo awaits to hear from TheIslandGuy She states it out loud, because she is not shy Glo wants to know what he has to say She awaits to hear from him day to day TheIslandGuy is quiet and quite mysterious But waiting to hear from him does not make Glo Delirious Glo loves the silence that falls upon Wiki Sometimes she's up late in wiki, becoming so sleepy Glo wants to hear from TheIslandGuy Hopes he sends her a ticket to Fly To Los Angeles she'd love to go Have her audition and be on the show Thesland guy is a lot of fun Because he makes Glo think and write him a poem ~~~~~~~~~~	TheIslandGuy Glo may never know But for sure he knows Glo wants to be on that dang show If TheIslandGuy does come forward Glo has something to award him She has a secret she wants to tell him But silent it will be just between the two of them My vacation is coming so very soon Glo would love to play on the Island dunes So i write this poem to TheIslandGuy Tomorrow I will think of you when I look into the sky I wil always ask you why Why won't you and Survivor let me try? Until my next poem that I will write You must know I know how to play Survivor just right So long TheyIslandGuy I promise to not go to bed and Cry! Give me serious consideration I promise to gain the attention of the whole nation I promise to play the game my own secret way Thats why that million will be mine one day It's time to end this poem But I will always dream about winning during island storms Until tomorrow my secret TheIsland Guy I'll dream of how to spend all that money and what with it to buy Always The "Glo" Gloria Query ...
		Gloria doesn't know how to write & Rhyme But on Survivor she'll be a ringing CHIME!!!	Surrick is a man who does not care about fame He just wants to play the SURVIVOR game!

jennifer636	I used to think Cire was great Seems like her attitude is now irate Wish Jonathan didn't go His attitude didn't blow Vote her out before it's too late

Jimbo46	The merge is now coming at last, individual immunity is at everyone's grasp, But make no mistake, Ozzy is sealing his fate, and will knock all the rest on their a_s!!	There once was a survivor named Nat, who thought she was more than all that! Her eyes said it all She was having a ball While stirring her invisible vat !!	If people say you are getting old, don't argue or complain, cause you don't have to take their crap, just HIT EM with your cane!!
	This summer is taking too long, while we are all awaiting Gabon, I cannot believe, we would want summer to leave, just to have Survivor back on!!
cynthia t Haiku Corner	Survivor quitters. What has happened to the show? Bunny rabbits cry	What is Superfan? Is it a marketing ploy? Real fans are puzzled.

oktool	II will try and see what I can do, but most any thing I write comes out looking like Poo. ha ha (my wife says I am poetry-challenged)

OB1567x	. . You see my friends, as with those that know me well, questions and suppositions are always plentiful. I am who I am, there is no need for smoke and mirrors as the truth quite often is less believable. Be who you are, not who you think others want you to be, it's so much easier. . .	. . With riddles and rhymes from day to day That's the game I'll play So SURVIVOR's beware Better a say your prayer With riddles and rhymes I'll see the 39th day ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` Think and thought they paced the floor Their choosing was now a horrendous chore Lynne and Mark and Jeff so very picky That is until I appeared in WIKI OB1 OB1 they sang and looked no more .. ...	With riddles and rhymes I kill my time Sweet Glo she says her riddles won't rhyme Glo dear friend just pretend Just scribble your words and in the end Without riddle or rhyme the words still chime ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ` "Of sorts" it was never a contest But simply just a test A fishing trip "of sorts" maybe Anything interesting in WIKI Only TheIslandGuy knows what's next

drB	.On to Glory! I've taken note, and it's well known, Goria Query is tough as stone. Life's fires forged Glo, smooth, bright and bold And gold is where you fine the lode! . Petite size 4, yet great with might A whirling dervish in the fight Glo beguiles and soothes the beast ~ AND ~ Glo can conquer and shall feast!	. . Survivor - yes - you know that word But never have you seen this good! When you look "survival" up Glory's face is right on top! Glo, Glo, the winner's bet The season no one will forget!! .	. Well every day There's more to add The more I learn The more I'm glad I 'stumbled' on the site 'of sorts' And claim you all as my cohorts .... Bless all the tender mercies Bless all the tender mercies AMEN

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Sep 15 2008, 1:07 AM EDT by drBonkers

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I'm trying to tear myself away from "the other survivor site" and in order to do that, I need to make silly rhymes to express my ideas about the show! {kudos to filligirl for her long-running limerick thread.)
A Limerick is a usually humorous poem, with 5 lines. Lines 1,2 and 5 rhyme. Lines 2 and 3 form a rhyming couplet. You remember those old "there once was a lady from spain.......?" But don't feel limited to limericks!! Any rhyme'll do. Either post on this thread or go to the Limericks page on this wiki - makes no never-mind. Don't be intimidated - your rhymes will not be graded!!!!!
Can't wait to see your contributions!!!!!! My humble example:

Has Jason, of fans, second-sight?
His lie about Ozzy was right!
I almost thought Oz would wisely take pause
And offer the idol last night!

"Oh no!" I groaned at the TV
Oz isn't going to be free
Then sure enough, he still has the stuff!
Chet said buh-bye, and not He

All Chet had to do, if you think
Was vote himself off of the brink
He'd then have the 4 to open the door
To wherever evictees go drink

Penner, allow me to say
I wanted you really to stay
But sepsis of blood, is no joke - you were good
to choose not a coffin to lay

drB

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