Wondering where's the Survivor 16 application alluded to but not exactly referenced by Jeff? There isn't one. Why? Because CBS wants you to apply by creatively selling yourself here. Its obvious, they drive content and bandwidth off the independent boards by recruiting here.

I'm getting 1 of the Survivor 16 slots. Why? Because I will bring innovative, energetic and compelling play to their show. Because I'm the guy that every Survivor fan wishes was on the show playing the game the way they're yelling at the TV for the amateurs and know-nothings to play.

Who am I? Lets just say I've accomplished a lot and they won't have any trouble coming up with intriguing content for my bio. I've managed and traded more money than any past Survivor, I've been elected to multiple offices at a level well beyond Paschall's judge, I've campaigned, I've debated on TV, I've killed people's bills and then asked them to support mine.

I am a better student of people than Yau, Scout and Tom. I've got way more original ideas than anyone who played Survivor before.

CBS needs a good casting, fans are growing tired of poor play and boring people.

Lastly I speak clearly and to the point. I am both succinct and humorous - and I look into the camera. My wife thinks I'm handsome and my 13 year old daughter claims me as her dad in public.

CBS please contact me at the registered email address for a tape, list of reasons I'll win and what I bring to the game and a resume.

Regards
16 Winner