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drBonkers
drBonkers
Survivor limerick page or limerick thread - try it, it's hep, cat!
Mar 15 2008, 6:44 PM EDT
I'm trying to tear myself away from "the other survivor site" and in order to do that, I need to make silly rhymes to express my ideas about the show! {kudos to filligirl for her long-running limerick thread.)
A Limerick is a usually humorous poem, with 5 lines. Lines 1,2 and 5 rhyme. Lines 2 and 3 form a rhyming couplet. You remember those old "there once was a lady from spain.......?" But don't feel limited to limericks!! Any rhyme'll do. Either post on this thread or go to the Limericks page on this wiki - makes no never-mind. Don't be intimidated - your rhymes will not be graded!!!!!
Can't wait to see your contributions!!!!!! My humble example:

Has Jason, of fans, second-sight?
His lie about Ozzy was right!
I almost thought Oz would wisely take pause
And offer the idol last night!

"Oh no!" I groaned at the TV
Oz isn't going to be free
Then sure enough, he still has the stuff!
Chet said buh-bye, and not He

All Chet had to do, if you think
Was vote himself off of the brink
He'd then have the 4 to open the door
To wherever evictees go drink

Penner, allow me to say
I wanted you really to stay
But sepsis of blood, is no joke - you were good
to choose not a coffin to lay

drB
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drBonkers
drBonkers
RE: Survivor limerick page or limerick thread - try it, it's hep, cat!
Mar 17 2008, 2:31 AM EDT

Hey you, out in Survivor Fair
I may have to issue a DARE
Afraid of a poem? Makes you run home?
Don't prove that you haven't a "pair"

Come on, do it, do it, do it --- it doesn't have to be good, it just has to be FUN !!
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drBonkers
drBonkers
RE: Survivor limerick page or limerick thread - try it, it's hep, cat!
Mar 18 2008, 6:56 AM EDT
okay well I'll just have to go back to CBS site to get my limerick fix I guess.
*sob*
thought someone would at least TRY
anyhow --- how can I delete my thread now that I have been humiliated?
[ I know, I know ---- I just bumped it up.]
Is the only way to make it go away ----- to just let it die it's own death in the "no replies" graveyard of stooopid posts?
*sigh*
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sissybob
sissybob
RE: Survivor limerick page or limerick thread - try it, it's hep, cat!
Mar 18 2008, 7:18 AM EDT
don't despair, I am trying to put one together but I havn't done one of these in 20 years. it's gonna take awhile ! 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
drBonkers
drBonkers
RE: Survivor limerick page or limerick thread - try it, it's hep, cat!
Mar 18 2008, 2:03 PM EDT
sissybob, the poems at CBS "filigirl's limerick thread" -- some of them are HORRENDOUS but ALL of them are FUN!!
No expertise required. just some lines that rhyme. As soon as people see how flagrantly we throw the "rules" of the limerick out the window, they will have a blast rhyming up a storm - guaranteed! I just posted the rules for the *ahem* limerick police.

Give me a dime
To make a rhyme
About, say, Ozzy
He's got the body!

(see what I mean?)
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sissybob
sissybob
RE: Survivor limerick page or limerick thread - try it, it's hep, cat!
Mar 18 2008, 8:42 PM EDT
Lookin for an island
kicked back in the sand
Jeff is really manly
could you tell him i'm a fan
waitin on my chance
to win my million
money and I go hand in hand.
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drBonkers
drBonkers
RE: Survivor limerick page or limerick thread - try it, it's hep, cat!
Mar 19 2008, 12:59 AM EDT
"Lookin for an island
kicked back in the sand
Jeff is really manly
could you tell him i'm a fan
waitin on my chance
to win my million
money and I go hand in hand."
lol, sissy, LOVED it!! You have to admit you've got talent...... so I'll be waitin' to read your take on Wednesday's show
(and yeah, WEDNESDAY? what's that all about?)

Thursday
Is the day
Survivor comes my way
What is it with this Wednesday?
oh well whaI have no say....

Now sissybob is cooking
Her rhymes have got their hook in
My imagination
I NEED a nice VACATION!! lol

...drB....
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sissybob
sissybob
RE: Survivor limerick page or limerick thread - try it, it's hep, cat!
Mar 19 2008, 10:49 AM EDT
really, I didn't think it so grand,
a rhyme a limerick a command
thought i'd take a chance as my final stand.
the show of the season
survivor is the reason
I comunicate to all
a wiki we are going
bless me if I fall.
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shaggylinda
shaggylinda
RE: Survivor limerick page or limerick thread - try it, it's hep, cat!
Mar 19 2008, 11:36 AM EDT
Don't give in too soon. just when you think your done it spring up in you face. 3  out of 3 found this valuable. Do you?    
drBonkers
drBonkers
RE: Survivor limerick page
Mar 19 2008, 4:44 PM EDT

Oh you know it's good
You're agile w/ a word
"Wiki-wiki" = it means "quick"
I believe it's you they'd pick
Meantime keep that fever -
To show up on Survivor !!

**hope someone can come up with a better rhyme for Survivor......... drB...

.....drB.........
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drBonkers
drBonkers
RE: Survivor limerick thread
Mar 19 2008, 4:49 PM EDT
"Don't give in too soon. just when you think your done it spring up in you face."

You say it's not your thing
but you're reply has a ring:
"Don't give up too soon
Just when you think you're done
It springs up in your face"
That's not prose to waste!

.........drB.............
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shaggylinda
shaggylinda
RE: Survivor limerick thread
Mar 19 2008, 5:12 PM EDT
"
You say it's not your thing
but you're reply has a ring:
"Don't give up too soon
Just when you think you're done
It springs up in your face"
That's not prose to waste!

.........drB............."
Life has a purpase.
and your is speical one
but rememer a poem doesn't
have to rhyem to be a poem in the lime light.
It just has to have 3 of 5 w's and the how.
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drBonkers
drBonkers
RE: Survivor limerick thread
Mar 19 2008, 5:30 PM EDT
"but rememer a poem doesn't
have to rhyem to be a poem in the lime light...."

How right you are!

...drB...
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SURRICK
SURRICK
RE: Survivor limerick thread
Mar 19 2008, 6:58 PM EDT
hey drbonkers, its surrick, i am going to try this little feat ,i could take all the wiki ladys to the beach, there would be nun we couldnt defeat, the loosers would hang there heads low ,becouse theyed know it was there time to go , they had been beaten by surrick an his tribe of wiki ladys , the best thats ever been.... 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
drBonkers
drBonkers
RE: Survivor limerick thread
Mar 19 2008, 8:36 PM EDT
" i am going to try this little feat ,
i could take all the wiki ladys to the beach,
there would be nun we couldnt defeat,
the loosers would hang there heads low ,
becouse theyed know it was there time to go ,
they had been beaten by surrick an his tribe of wiki ladys , the best thats ever been...."
Wow!! You've got the beat, cat! I could almost hear that rap singing in my head, (that is a compliment!)
Keep it up, we need some more of your style.
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shaggylinda
shaggylinda
RE: Survivor limerick thread
Mar 19 2008, 11:17 PM EDT
""but rememer a poem doesn't
have to rhyem to be a poem in the lime light...."

How right you are!

...drB..."
It was the only time when poems got me high A on a test that I did not study for because sick at home for two weeks at least there was no time left for a make up test so wing it
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drBonkers
drBonkers
RE: Survivor limerick thread
Mar 20 2008, 1:34 PM EDT

ODE TO CATHY

What WAS that last night on the show?
Not disabled, she wanted to GO
All right - pull a "Chet", go out on a bet;
But NEVER ask for the boat!!

Do I hear someone say, Oh Yes -
She WAS sick in heart, not a jest
If break-down it was, I'm calling it bust
She LOOKED her absolute best

She left someone else for the boot
She gave not so much as a hoot
So Tracy is gone (and Cirie was WRONG)
If C.'s at Reunion - No good!

Now Tracy, to me, is a Dip
She posed with pouty pouched lips!!
Not just her headlights, though they were a sight
Her lips were much worse than the nips

The nice things about this last game:
Props out to Ozzy and James!
James swayed with his hugs, Just like papa does
And Ozzy gave Erik some fame!

...drB...
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shaggylinda
shaggylinda
RE: Survivor limerick thread
Mar 20 2008, 5:21 PM EDT
"
ODE TO CATHY

What WAS that last night on the show?
Not disabled, she wanted to GO
All right - pull a "Chet", go out on a bet;
But NEVER ask for the boat!!

Do I hear someone say, Oh Yes -
She WAS sick in heart, not a jest
If break-down it was, I'm calling it bust
She LOOKED her absolute best

She left someone else for the boot
She gave not so much as a hoot
So Tracy is gone (and Cirie was WRONG)
If C.'s at Reunion - No good!

Now Tracy, to me, is a Dip
She posed with pouty pouched lips!!
Not just her headlights, though they were a sight
Her lips were much worse than the nips

The nice things about this last game:
Props out to Ozzy and James!
James swayed with his hugs, Just like papa does
And Ozzy gave Erik some fame!

...drB..."
But he didn't give him the game.
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drBonkers
drBonkers
RE: Survivor limerick thread
Mar 20 2008, 6:15 PM EDT
"But he didn't give him the game."
So, is that the smartest? Or Lame?
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sissybob
sissybob
RE: Survivor limerick thread
Mar 20 2008, 8:40 PM EDT
Ok, here is my rant and rave
to be on suvivor I do so crave.
Now I sit at home in my lazy chair
Watching those imbeciles and wishing I was there.
To go and play is my dream
casting me not seems so mean.
Why i wonder do they pick
a Chet a kathy and last season a Stick.
Is cbs at fault or is it me?
OMG did you see Eric climb that tree!
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